mandag, april 21, 2008

Two and a half men - årets morsomste episode

Noen sitater fra Apologies for the Frivolity-episoden som gikk på TV i kveld:

Evelyn: So, Lydia, what do you do? I mean, besides my son.
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Lydia: (talking about her kids with Charlie) I'm very careful about who I expose them to.
Charlie: What's that supposed to mean?
Lydia: Charlie, please.
Charlie: Why can't I expose myself to your kids? (catches what he said) I mean why can't I meet your kids?
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Charlie: She might be a bit outspoken, but I happen to find that very attractive.
Jake: She must be dynamite in the sack.
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Lydia: If you were open to suggestions, it couldn't be better.
Charlie: Oh really, and how could it have been better?
Lydia: Boo hoo, looks like I've pushed a button.
Charlie: Looks like I didn't.
Lydia: You can push an elevator button a hundred times, and it still won't come any faster.
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Berta: Chose your words carefully, slim
Lydia: Slim? (laughs) Why, thank you. I watch what I eat.
Berta: Going in or coming out?

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